January 2011
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2011 is a gross number
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freakin' eyebrows
letting my eyebrows grow out and become their bushy selves since i plucked too much and there is a hole in my right eye brow :( it’s taking forever to grow back! mi madre says to be patient because they’ve been plucked for so long (since 7th grade) that they’re “afraid” to come out again…yea i hope i didn’t do permanent damage.
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I hate when people are like "You laugh too much."
cravingblueberries:
It’s like BITCH AREN’T I ALLOWED TO FUCKING LAUGH?!
and then I remember that laughing is good for your health and I’m gonna live longer than that motherfucker.
STORY OF MY FUCKING LIFE.
ahh i couldn’t agree more. friggen haters.
Sapiosexual (n.) — a person who is sexually...
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i don't understand what's so special about a new...
bebenodjomi:
i don’t get why people get so hyped about the new year “new beginnings” .. you can start a new beginning whenever you goddamn want - who needs a new year to start it fresh for you .. ? new year = new day = same shit ..
totes feel you on that one. i went on the google homepage a few min ago and i was like ooh yea its new year’s eve..hm…okay.
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“Once upon a time, there was a woman who discovered she had turned into the wrong person.”
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king tut's penis
suckstoyourblog:
peabody round two? i think so
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I got a crush on you
aishasheikh:
I pretend to be calm:
And when he’s gone I look:
I’ll start texting my friends about what happened:
And my friends are happier than me:
I’ll end up like this inside my room while recalling what happened:
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yessss! new high score on DOODLE JUMP
105,843!!! my hands were gettin sweaty and i was totally freakin out but YAYYY i was doing great until i missed a platform and fell into a black hole. oh well. back to playing more doodle jump.
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“You know you always hear vegetarians saying stuff like, “I haven’t eaten meat in...”
– Jim Gaffigan (via smhatw)
for ruhi & michelle!!! haha i love jim gaffigan
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SOCIALLY AWKWARD →
You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice
Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.
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Watchdeejum:
The best moment of the entire “Will & Grace” series ever.
Besides the amazingness that is the tagged women in this post, Grace’s line sums up my methodology on so many things; case in point, southern accents: “I’m sorry, I don’t care if they’re a rocket scientiest, they still sound dumb [with a southern accent].” —Grace/me
I am Will and Grace.
1:02 = lolfest … shohreh...
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Mario Kart Love Song
The finish line is just...
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BEST THIRTY SECONDS OF MY LIFE
swallowbitch-peoplearestarving:
my obsession right hurr
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“I would rather put a campire out with my face”
– Deb (via carmelitaspats)
classic
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superhumans:
Cool Beans - Andy Samberg and Jorma...